It's finally here, my senses-shattering fourth novel. The third to feature that all-too gorgeous mad scientist Teena Rama, and the second to feature that all-too useless whipping boy Danny Yates.
Teena Rama's determined to get married. Danny Yates is determined to stop her. It can only lead to a series of events that endanger the survival of the whole human race.
One chest's battle with bureaucracy.
One man's battle with mirrors.
A fashion agent determined to get her woman.
A jungle lord who hunts the deadliest prey of all.
A megalomaniac who can only be accessed via a cancelled bus service.
And a man who'll solve any problem for a fiver.
If you can predict how this novel ends, I fear for you.
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