It's finally here, my senses-shattering fourth novel. The third to feature that all-too gorgeous mad scientist Teena Rama, and the second to feature that all-too useless whipping boy Danny Yates.
Teena Rama's determined to get married. Danny Yates is determined to stop her. It can only lead to a series of events that endanger the survival of the whole human race.
See:
One chest's battle with bureaucracy.
One man's battle with mirrors.
A fashion agent determined to get her woman.
A jungle lord who hunts the deadliest prey of all.
A megalomaniac who can only be accessed via a cancelled bus service.
And a man who'll solve any problem for a fiver.
If you can predict how this novel ends, I fear for you.
92,000 words.
Available from Amazon UK, Amazon.Com and all other worldwide branches of that organisation.
Wednesday, 13 April 2016
Tuesday, 12 November 2013
A Gockle of Fear - Sample.
In Liz Sanford's latest adventure, the nation's official occult investigator finds herself up against a menace that threatens the government itself, as the true power in this land finds himself a victim of the least likely crime ever.
How do one of the nation's least loved entertainers and the, 'Most evil woods in Britain,' fit into all this?
There's only one way to find out:
A GOCKLE OF FEAR
By Stephen Walker
(Approx 8,000 words)
Friday afternoon, Lou Ferman dragged Liz
Sanford, by the wrist, down the aisle of a local cinema. She wouldn't
have minded but he'd not even bought her an ice cream.
Under his other arm was a locked suitcase
he was holding as though his life depended on it. As far as she could
make out, he'd just got back from a, 'Vital, life or death meeting in
London that could change the whole future of mankind we know it.'
God alone knew what he'd meant by that.
But God alone knew what he meant by most
of the things he said in life. Lou Ferman was her boss - and a bigger
idiot you could never hope to find.
Liz Sanford was this nation's official
occult investigator. She worked for the government. And it seemed to
her like, in eighteen months in this job, the twenty six year old had
never known anything that resembled a normal conversation.
Reaching a middle row, he dragged her
along it, pulled down a central seat, pushed her down into it,
claimed the one next to her, looked around as if in fear of snipers
then rested the suitcase on its side on his lap. He whispered, 'Liz
Sanford, you must never tell anyone what I'm about to tell you.'
'You do know we have an office?'
'And?'
'You couldn't tell me this there?'
'Might be bugged,' he said.
'What?' she said. 'So you've brought me
to a cinema to tell me this secret that no one must ever know? The
one place that's guaranteed to be full of people?'
'And is it full of people?'
'I admit it's currently empty. But there
was no way you could have known that before we got here and there's
no way you can guarantee it's going to stay empty.'
'Look at the screen' he said. 'What
strikes you about the film they're showing?'
She looked at the screen. And, after a
few moments, she concluded. 'It's in Danish.'
'A foreign language film being shown in
Sheffield, what are the chances there's going to be anyone in the
cinema?'
'Sheffield's a cosmopolitan place, filled
with people of immense cultural sophistication,' she said.
'Says who?'
'The council. In its publicity handouts.'
He looked at her like she had a screw
loose.
And then he said it. 'Who runs the
country?'
'The Prime Minister,' she said.
'Tsk! Betty Betty Betty.'
'Don't call me Betty.'
'Has no one ever told you the Prime
Minister's a mere flunky, a fop and a frippery? This, however, is
your lucky day. Why? Because you are about to meet the true
power behind the throne.' And, with that, he propped the suitcase
vertically on the armrest between them and flipped up the case's
latches.
He let its lid fall open.
Its contents tumbled out onto her lap.
And Lou Ferman said, 'Liz Sanford, meet
the man with his finger on the nuclear button.'
*
'Well?' said Lou. 'What do you think?'
Liz gazed down at the thing that had
landed on her lap. She said, 'It's a ventriloquist's dummy.'
'Correction,' said Lou. 'It's not a
ventriloquist’s dummy. It's the ventriloquist's dummy. Liz
Sanford, meet Mr Potatoes.'
'And this thing has its finger on the
nuclear button?'
'It has its finger on every button that
matters in this land.'
She lifted the thing up, letting it
dangle, by one arm, from her hand. 'Have you finally gone completely
and totally mental?' She asked Lou.
'It's not me that's mental. It's the
Prime Minister. You may not know it but, for the last three years,
fair Albion has been run by this, an evil ventriloquist's dummy that
sits on the Prime Minister's arm in Cabinet meetings and tells him
what to do. He can make no decision without it.'
'Are you making this up?'
'You've seen the Prime Minister. You
tell me. Do you think he's capable of running a
country?'
She had to admit he had a point.
Lou said, 'All through his career, Mr
Potatoes has guided him. From Eton to Oxford to Downing Street.
Saying things to him. Things too terrible for him to contemplate.
There's only one problem.'
'Which is?'
'Last night, someone stole its evil.'
'And this is bad because?'
'Without that evil, it's just a floppy
collection of blocks of wood. That means that, right now, there's no
one running Britain. That means we're in deep doo-doo. That means,
Liz Sanford, that you have to get that dummy its evil back.'
*
'Let me get this straight,' she said.
'You want me to get a dummy its evil back so it can continue
running the country?'
'That's right.'
Liz and Lou were in the van, her driving.
Heading back to the office, she turned on to St Mary's Road.
She said, 'Lou. Look at me.'
He did.
She said, 'What's my job?'
He said, 'You're this nation's Numero Uno
occult investigator.'
'And what does that involve?'
'It involves keeping Britain safe from
occult menace.'
'Then why the hell would I help ensure
that it's run by an evil dummy?'
'Because, without it, this land'll be
thrown into confusion and chaos, with a total blithering idiot in
charge. Also, if you don't, that blithering idiot'll sack us and
replace us with someone who will do it. Those people won't be
as good at their jobs as we are – because they'll have been
appointed by an idiot - and we'll all be doomed. Liz Sanford, more
than ever, for the good of us all, you have a duty to make sure that
evil triumphs.'
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Saturday, 21 September 2013
Adventures By Moonlight.
Hooray! Adventures By Moonlight is my new collection that gathers together all the short stories I published in 2011 and 2012. It also features a specially written story called Adventures In The Moonlight, which I like to think of as the tale that Robert E Howard never dared tell.
That means it's packed with 71,000 words of supernatural doings and occurrences. Thrill to the adventures of occult investigator Liz Sanford as she battles with the forces of darkness - and with her own workmates. See a Victorian super-sleuth who refuses to follow the script. Find out what happens when a metaphorical being loses her lucky hand. All this and a whole lot more besides.
Features the stories:
ADVENTURES IN THE MOONLIGHT.
WAITING FOR THE WIREMAN IN 1974.
LEAVING THE CIRCLE.
THE WEAKEST LINK.
CARRYING.
SEND ME YOUR HORROR.
THE MUMMY SHRUGGED.
STONE.
THE STRANGE CASE OF THE STRANGE CASE OF THE DOG.
WHEN DROMGYDDRU GETS HERE.
WHO THE HELL IS DOMINIC PINE?
STONE DREAMS.
THE DOWNWARD SLIDE.
DON'T MAKE ME SHOOT YOU, SANTA!
GETTING OUT.
You can download Adventures By Moonlight from:
Amazon.Com, Amazon UK and all other good branches of Amazon.
That means it's packed with 71,000 words of supernatural doings and occurrences. Thrill to the adventures of occult investigator Liz Sanford as she battles with the forces of darkness - and with her own workmates. See a Victorian super-sleuth who refuses to follow the script. Find out what happens when a metaphorical being loses her lucky hand. All this and a whole lot more besides.
Features the stories:
ADVENTURES IN THE MOONLIGHT.
WAITING FOR THE WIREMAN IN 1974.
LEAVING THE CIRCLE.
THE WEAKEST LINK.
CARRYING.
SEND ME YOUR HORROR.
THE MUMMY SHRUGGED.
STONE.
THE STRANGE CASE OF THE STRANGE CASE OF THE DOG.
WHEN DROMGYDDRU GETS HERE.
WHO THE HELL IS DOMINIC PINE?
STONE DREAMS.
THE DOWNWARD SLIDE.
DON'T MAKE ME SHOOT YOU, SANTA!
GETTING OUT.
You can download Adventures By Moonlight from:
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Tuesday, 10 September 2013
Fatal Inheritance: Chapter Nine.
NINE
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The moment she got back
from her interview, Alison Parker strode into Frank's spare room,
flung her cases onto the bed, flung them open and grabbed her clothes
from the wardrobe. She stared to pack...
...but the moment the
first item of clothing hit the bottom of the first case, her phone
rang.
She picked it up from
where it lay by her bags, held it against her ear and said, 'Alison
Parker Enterprises. We create dreams like cheese creates nightmares.'
'Alison, what the hell're
you doing?' It was Liz and she sounded annoyed.
'I'm packing my bags.'
'To do what?'
'To go to Delgado Manor.
'That's what you think.
You're unpacking those bags and you're staying where you are.'
'I take it Lou's been in
touch.'
'Yes he's been in touch
and he's an idiot.'
'He's your boss.'
'I don't care what he is.
You're not my assistant and you never will be.'
'Yeah?'
'Yeah.'
'Well maybe you'd better
listen to this recording he gave me to play to you at times of
friction.'
She took her Dictaphone
from by her cases, held it to the phone and pressed Play.
It said, 'Betty, I'm your boss. This girl's your assistant. You'd
better let her assist you or I'll replace you with a man and make you
his secretary.'
Alison pressed Stop
then Rewind
and, again holding the phone to her ear, said, 'So, what've you got
to say about that?'
On the other end, Liz
gave a long long sigh. She went quiet. She did something that sounded
like pacing. She did something that sounded like stopping pacing. She
did something that sounded like more pacing. She stopped pacing.
Finally, she said, 'You want to be exposed to danger?'
'Yes I want to be exposed
to danger.'
'Right. I'll expose you
to danger - and then let's see how you like it. Tonight, the moment
the sun sets, I need you to do something for me.'
'Does it involve sticking
my job up my arse?'
'No. It involves a drive
to Sleeton.'
'Which is?'
'An old abandoned
coalfield on the way to Hangerton. According to local legend, since
its desertion, it's been haunted by a creature called the Beast of
Sleeton. Tonight, I want you to go to that coalfield, I want you to
sit in your car in the middle of it and I want you to see if you can
find the Beast.'
'Because?'
'From what I've heard
since I got here, that thing might be what killed Danny boy.'
'And if I find it?'
'Do nothing. Stay in the
car and phone me. Keep your doors and windows locked and, if it makes
any move towards you, get out of there. Got that?'
'Got it.'
'And Alison?'
'Yeah?'
'Good luck. Coz if that
thing gets its teeth into you, luck's the only hope you'll have.'
*
Liz jabbed off her mobile
phone, tossed it on the table to her left and resumed her
investigation. Alison wanted to see what sort of things an occult
investigator had to deal with? Well now she was going to find out.
And if she didn't like what she found out? Tough. She'd dug her own
grave, now she was going to have to lie in it.
As for Liz's own
investigations, if her chats with the staff had been of little use to
her, she had other options available. She'd tried searching the house
from front to back and side to side. Now to try up and down.
*
Liz was on the upstairs
landing, stood beneath a hatch in the ceiling. According to Rachel,
when she'd been showing Liz around, it led up to the roof. Liz
grabbed a table from where it stood by the wall, and dragged it to
stand under the hatch.
She climbed up onto the
table and, with a twist of its handle, opened the hatch. It lifted
upwards. She pushed it aside and then, with a jump, hauled herself up
through it.
She hauled herself up
onto the roof, scrambled to her feet and put the hatch back in place.
Now she straightened up, drew a lop of stray hair away from one eye
and set off in search of mystic symbols and signs of sacred geometry
in the house's layout.
She found none.
All she found were a few
time-worn spirettes, the domed glass roof of Delgado's Ritual Room
and a pigeon whose condition suggested it had been dead since just
before the dawn of time.
*
Search concluded, Liz
headed back for the hatch, lifted it, lowered herself through it and
dropped down onto the table. She straightened up, grabbed the hatch
above her, moved it back into place and secured it. Now she jumped
down from the table and pushed it back to where she'd found it.
That was another dead-end
explored.
Now for the next.
She made her way
downstairs and into the entrance hall where she watched the
grandfather clock whose hands were permanently stopped at
three-thirty. According to Mrs Hobson, the thing had never worked
since it had been installed. That didn't make sense. A clock that
didn't work had no use...
...except to hide things.
She moved it away from
the wall...
...and found nothing. A
few raps at the section of wall behind it proved it concealed no
hollowed-out passageways.
She returned the clock to
its rightful place, lifted its glass-fronted cowl, set the fingers to
the right time, opened its pendulum case and set its pendulum
swinging.
It swung for a few
moments then stopped.
*
Midnight found Liz in
bed, using her laptop to scroll through the background info Lou'd
sent her just before telling her he'd appointed Alison.
According to the files,
the staff were who they said they were, and each had the back story
they'd claimed to have. On top of that, none of them had anything
that even resembled a criminal record. They were squeaky clean -
either that or they were good at covering their tracks. Right now she
wouldn't put it past all of them to have killed Daniel Robinson.
She switched off her
laptop, closed its lid and put it by the bed. She flicked off the
bedside lamp, slipped her gun under her pillow and laid her head on
the pillow. She gazed up at the ceiling, and once again Liz Sanford
settled down for a night of trying to be a victim.
*
With a long, slow crunch
of gravel, a car came to a halt at the head of a road that had
clearly once led to somewhere but didn't any more. It was Alison
Parker's VW Beetle and she was here to look for the Beast of Sleeton.
She couldn't deny it, if
anywhere looked like a place a mystery beast would haunt, this did; a
rubble and house-brick strewn field whose over-long grass seemed to
reach out like the fingers of death. A hundred yards away to her
right, a skeletal figure scarred the face of a low red moon. It was
the towering hulk of a pit winding head.
She switched off her
engine, made sure the doors were locked then took her rucksack from
the seat beside her. She opened it and retrieved three items; a
Thermos flask, a Tupperware box containing her sandwiches, and a pair
of binoculars. She rested the flask and box on the rucksack on the
seat beside her then concentrated on the binoculars.
According to the man in
the shop she'd bought them from, these weren't just any binoculars,
they were sniper's
binoculars. He'd reckoned they could spot a vacationing president at
a mile and a half off. Then, once spotted, you could get your rifle
out and pick him off at leisure. 'Pop,' he'd said, 'Bye bye,
President.' She'd had the feeling he was a little odd.
Still, he clearly knew
his optics. She slipped off the lens caps, put them on the dashboard
then held the binoculars to her eyes.
And, leaning forward,
Alison Parker peered out into darkness for any signs of a creature
that could tear apart a fully armed man.
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Monday, 9 September 2013
Fatal Inheritance: Chapter Eight.
EIGHT
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Alison stood there in Lou
Ferman's office, holding the temperature gauge she'd just been given.
'I don't get it. You're giving me the job just like that?'
'Uh huh.'
'Don't there have to be
security checks? Reference checks? Background checks? You don't know
anything about me. I could be evil. I could be incompetent. I could
be lazy, mad or stupid.'
'Are you?'
'No. '
'Then you're fine for the
job.'
'But you don't know my
strengths, my weaknesses. You've not even heard my twelve-point
plan.'
'Does it include her
doing a 'fun' calendar?'
'It might do.'
'And her doing a round of
in-school puppet shows?'
'It might do.'
He said, 'You know what
the trouble with Betty is? No one likes her. That's why she needs
books written about her. And she needs calendars and key rings and
T-shirts with her on them. I've told her. “Betty, this is the 21st
Century. You're a good-looking girl. You have to do the PR thing.”
Does she listen? Course she doesn't. She just threatens to smack me
one and keeps on alienating everyone she meets. You,
Parko, are quite ugly, you look like a frog, but you're sort of cute.
Cute is good for PR. And, if you turn out to be evil, well Betty can
always shoot you. That's what we pay her for.'
*
You could call her a
fashion fascist but, in Liz Sanford's opinion, no one under the age
of fifty had any business wearing a fedora. That suggested it hadn't
belonged to Daniel Robinson or Tom Radcliffe. It was also hard to
believe it had lain undisturbed for twelve years, which implied it
hadn't belonged to Valentyne Delgado. It was a safe bet it didn't
belong to Mrs Hobson, Rachel or Joe, and that made its presence a
mystery.
Within minutes she'd
found Mrs Hobson's office halfway down the corridor to the left of
the stairs. Not bothering to knock, she walked straight in and found
the woman tapping away at a computer.
Hobson paid her no heed.
So Liz shut the door behind her, headed for the desk and claimed a
chair facing her.
'Mrs Hobson,' she said.
'I need a word with you.'
'In that case you'd
better sit down hadn't you?'
She already had.
Liz watched her read the
computer screen and said, 'What're you doing?'
'I'm currently in the
process of ordering a new weather vane. I'm afraid the big chicken
that normally tells us which way the wind blows fell off its perch
three nights ago and refuses to reclaim it. Fortunately we have the
wonder of the interweb. A remarkable device. Sometimes when you're
using it, I swear it's like you're talking to the dead.'
'And have you done a lot
of that? Talking to the dead?'
'Not since Valentyne's
day. He used to like to impress the more gullible young ladies by
holding seances. Nothing gets them leaping into your arms with a
shriek quite like a manifestation. I don't know why but, for some
reason, he had the notion that my presence would make the process
more disturbing. As for you, I take it you came here for something?'
'This hat.'
'You already have that
hat.'
'I know but I don't want
it. I was wondering if you know where it came from?'
'Leaving aside the fact
that the sentence should have been, "From where it came?" I
don't have the foggiest. To my knowledge it's been sitting on Little
Daniel's desk for a week or so.'
And you don't know how it
got there?'
'I'd assume a visitor
brought it, though I've never seen one wearing a hat. It's certainly
not Daniel's. He was startlingly devoid of anything that even vaguely
resembled style. Valentyne sometimes wore one which he claimed he
used to hide his eyes of a beast while roaming the back streets of
Bolton. That, however, was burnt with him, in accordance with the
terms of his will.'
'And Tom Radcliffe?'
'Never wore a hat.'
'Can I have a list of all
the visitors Daniel had while he was here?'
'You could if I had one.
Sadly, he didn't seem to trust me and insisted on sneaking them in
while I was absent. He seemed to be under the impression that I was
part of some conspiracy against him. "You want me out!" he
used to declare. "Well this is my house now and you'll never get
rid of me!"'
'And did you want him
out?'
'Miss Parker, it's not my
place to decide who should be in possession of this house. More
pertinently, the chicken...'
'What about it?'
'It won't pay for its own
replacement. Which poses the question of how you're going to fund the
manor's upkeep. Do you have a vast personal fortune you can draw upon
to subsidize it?'
'Fat chance. I don't know
if you know this but I'm a writer.'
'Mr Rowling did mention
something along those lines.'
'I was thinking of making
a film here.'
'And then?'
'I'll be doing what Tom
did. I'll hire it out to people with more money than sense.'
Hobson sighed.
'You don't approve?' said
Liz.
'This house, Miss Parker,
was built for a specific purpose, the promulgation of occult
activity. It seems a complete waste to use it for purposes that any
large country house could be used.'
'You'll refuse to
co-operate?'
'I'm employed by this
house. I do as I'm told.'
'And those original
purposes, did you have an involvement in them?'
'I was hired as an
administrator, nothing more.'
'From where?'
'You ask a remarkable
number of questions, Miss Parker.'
'That's because I'm
researching my film. The more I know about the house, its history and
that of those in it the better.'
'In that case, I was
running a house in Bath - Charnwith Terrace. If you think Belgium is
the dullest place on Earth, let me tell you you've never visited
Charnwith Terrace. The couple I worked for, Mr and Mrs Respectable,
never a surprise, never a shock; "Oh yes, let's have the Hadleys
round for dinner and we can discuss property prices and nursery care
provision." The smugness of those people. One more week and I'd
have done something I'd have refused to be held responsible for.
Fortunately, I saw a vacancy here advertised, and applied. It sounded
like much more fun.'
'And you did what for
Delgado?'
'A house like this
doesn't run itself. If Valentyne wanted a filing cabinet, I got him a
filing cabinet. If he wanted the roof repaired, I got him the roof
repaired. If he wanted a steel gauntlet, I got him a steel gauntlet.'
'A...?'
'Gauntlet of the type a
knight in shining armour would wear.'
'And what did he want one
of those for?'
'The ritual of the steel
fist.'
'And what did that
involve?'
'I think you can
imagine.'
'How much of what he got
up to did you know about?'
'I knew everything,' said
Hobson.
'Rachel says Daniel
claimed the house contained a secret.'
'He thought all sorts of
silliness. He kept claiming there was a creature at his window every
night. Well, I've been here for fifteen years and I've never seen any
creature.'
'And it didn't strike you
as odd that, after two weeks of him telling you a creature was after
him, he died in mysterious circumstances?'
'Where's the mystery? He
arrived at the manor shortly after a jaunt abroad. He had a tropical
disease. He brought it with him. He died. I wouldn't have minded but,
thanks to his death, Joseph, Rachel and I had to be tested to make
sure we weren't carrying it too.'
'And were you?'
'No.'
'And does this house
contain a secret?'
'The only secret this
house contains is that it doesn't contain a secret.'
*
Her conversation with
Hobson had taken Liz nowhere, so she set off in search of someone
more helpful. That meant Rachel who seemed to be as open as Hobson
was closed.
When Liz found her, she
was in a bare, grey room, arms folded, stood watching a Hotpoint
spin.
'What're you doing?' said
Liz.
'Watching the washing.'
'Because?'
'It's there.'
'Mind if I ask a few
things?' Liz whipped out her note pad. 'As research for my next
movie?'
'Am I going to be in it?'
'I'm sure we can fit you
in as a zombie or a mummy or Screaming Victim Number One.'
'In that case...' Rachel
perched herself on a tumble dryer. '...help yourself.'
Liz held her pencil ready
to write. 'How long have you worked here?'
'Only since December. Mrs
Hobson hired me. Tom Radcliffe was still the owner then. I think she
only hired me to get at him.'
'Because?'
'He hated women. The last
dogsbody before me, she couldn't take any more. She quit, saying she
never wanted to be in the company of that man again. So what does Mrs
Hobson do? She goes right out and hires the first woman she
interviews.'
'And he took that how?'
'He kept throwing things
at me and saying things like, "Women, women, why must I always
be surrounded by them!?! They killed my cousin. I'll not have them
kill me!"'
'And what did he mean by
that?'
'I've no idea.'
*
Liz found the man called
Joe, out round the back of the house and sawing wood.
'What're you doing?' she
said.
'Making a coffin,' he
said.
'For who?' she said.
'You,' he said.
'Me?' she said.
'You won't be with us for
long.' He stopped sawing, looked her up and down, said, 'Five foot
eight,' and resumed cutting.
'You don't have much
faith in my survival skills do you?'
'If you own this house,
you die. Valentyne Delgado didn't survive. Tom Radcliffe didn't
survive. Daniel Robinson didn't survive. Why should you?' He went
across to collect more wood from a pile by the shed.
The man had a whole array
of saws lying around. She picked one up, a fretsaw whose jagged blade
she studied. When she'd finished with Joe, she'd be taking it with
her and she knew just what to do with it.
Wood collected, Joe
returned.
'How long have you worked
here?' she said.
He set about marking the
latest piece of wood for cutting. 'Since the start. Mrs Hobson hired
me. I worked at a house in Derbyshire and she tapped me up.'
'Then you know everything
that happened when Delgado was in charge?'
'I know nothing.' He
picked up a saw and started cutting the latest plank. 'I'm the
handyman. He told me he wanted this hammering, or that sawing, and I
did it. That was the beginning and end of my knowing what he did.
I'll tell you one thing though. He was working on something.'
'On what?'
'I don't know but towards
the end, he'd lock himself away in that study of his and not let
anyone see what he was up to.'
'And then?'
'He was killed.'
'By who?'
'No idea.'
'Tom Radcliffe seemed to
know.'
'Tom Radcliffe was his
cousin. Delgado must've told him things.'
'What things?'
'Things only Tom
Radcliffe could tell you, and he's dead.'
'And, in this house, at
nights, have you ever heard anything?'
'Like?'
'Rattling, creaking,
banging; anything that might sound like something trying to get in?'
'Now you're talking like
Robinson. He used to claim he was hearing things trying to get in.'
'And you?'
'When you work in this
place, you hear all sorts of things, late at night, in your bed.'
'Mrs Hobson gave me the
impression she's never heard a thing.'
'She has the knack of not
noticing things she chooses not to notice.'
'And it doesn't bother
you, living in a house whose owners tend to die in mysterious
circumstances?'
'Why should it? I'm never
going to own it.'
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Sunday, 8 September 2013
Fatal Inheritance: Chapter Seven.
SEVEN
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Liz woke with a start.
She sat upright.
Where was she?
She was in Delgado Manor.
She was in bed.
And she was alive.
Being alive didn't bother
her. Whatever its travails, it was still better than the alternative
and, at the risk of being presumptuous, she'd expected - one way or
another - to still be with us come daybreak. That wasn't the issue.
She climbed out of bed
and checked the windows. No sign that anything had tried to get in
through them.
She glanced across at the
door, and the chair was still propped against it. As far as she could
make out, there hadn't even been an attempt on her life, and that
didn't make sense.
She climbed back onto the
bed, crossed one leg over the other and sat there thinking. According
to Carl Seevers, Daniel Robinson had been getting visitations from
his very first night there, so why not her? She took a cigarette from
the packet by the bed, stuck it in her mouth and lit it.
Moments later the door
rattled. Someone was trying to get in, their route blocked by the
chair. A greater effort and it shifted, hitting the floor, before
being pushed aside by the door opening.
It was Mrs Hobson.
Wordless, she strode across to Liz, took the cigarette from the
investigator's mouth and crushed it in the palm of her hand. Showing
no signs of having been burned by it, she placed the dead butt back
in her new employer's mouth. 'Smoking in bed, young lady, costs
lives.' And, with that, she headed for the door.
'Mrs Hobson?'
The woman stopped, hand
on doorknob, then looked towards Liz.
'In the night,' said Liz,
'did you hear anything?'
'Such as?'
'Noises? Rattlings?
Bumpings?'
'Noises?' said the woman.
'Why on Earth would I want to hear anything like that?' And, with a
slam of the door, she was gone.
*
First thing that morning
found Alison in her best clothes and stood outside a run-down office
block up a city centre backstreet. According to the card Frank had
given her, it was where she'd find Liz's boss.
She looked the place up
and down, waited a moment while she reset her chutzpah to eleven, and
went inside.
*
After breakfast Liz
started searching the house for whatever secret it was Daniel
Robinson had thought it contained.
She didn't find anything.
She didn't find any
trapdoors, secret passageways, anomalous rooms, nooks or crannies.
She didn't find any patterns in any wallpaper that might have been
encoded information, or any arrangement of artworks that might
suggest a hidden meaning. She found nothing behind mirrors. She found
nothing behind paintings. She found nothing behind drawers. She found
nothing in suits of armour.
What she did find was
Valentyne Delgado's study. That was hardly a shock, bearing in mind
that Rachel had introduced her to it the afternoon before. She
stepped inside, closed the door behind her and set about giving its
walls a good knocking, in case of hidden chambers.
That got her nowhere, nor
did tapping the ceiling with the feet of an upturned wooden chair. So
she turned her attention to the one wall she couldn't knock. That was
because there was no wall available to knock. It was completely
obscured by row after row of leather-bound tomes.
She went across and
checked them; Dickens, Shakespeare, Fitzgerald, Proust, Joyce - A A
Milne. Obviously Delgado, if they were his - and the volumes on the
occult pointed that way - believed in being well read. She pulled one
from its shelf.
It was a dummy.
So was the one beside it.
And the one beside that.
In the entire room, not
one of its books was real. Clearly he thought it more important to
look like something than to actually be that thing.
She gazed around. There
was nothing else in the room of any interest except the bureau, with
its marble bust of Delgado - and its urn containing the great man's
ashes. She picked it up, removed its lid and checked its contents.
They looked like anybody's ashes to her. She licked a finger, jabbed
it into the ashes then tasted them.
They tasted human to her.
She put the lid back on
the urn and checked the bureau's drawers. She found nothing beyond
the statutory paper clips, stapler and drawing pins. She checked
behind the drawers ... and found nothing.
That left her to clear up
just one mystery about the room. Who, exactly, had left behind the
fedora that lay, upturned, on the bureau?
*
'Mr Ferman, you don't
know how grateful I am that you've agreed to see me.'
Lou Ferman was not at all
what Alison Parker had expected. She was expecting Skinner from the
X-Files.
Instead he was stood there in jeans and a T-shirt, before the world's
most cluttered desk. Hanging from his chin was a goatee. His build
was thin, his eyes huge. His office was as cluttered as his desk, its
not-recently-cleaned window giving a partial view of the soon-to-be
demolished hotel opposite.
Stood throwing darts at
the board on the wall, he said, 'So, let me have it. What's this
matter of life and death you've come to see me about?'
'Mr Ferman, I want a
job.'
'Doing what?'
'Being Assistant Occult
Investigator to my flatmate.'
'Because?'
'She won't let me go
along with her on investigations - even when they involve me and even
though she knows I need to know what she gets up to, to complete my
novel.'
'What novel?'
She put her rucksack on
his desk, unbuckled its straps, undid its single brass stud and
looked inside for the item she needed. After a few moments, she found
it, retrieved it, made sure to get it the right way round and handed
it to him.
He studied it. It was
still just a title page. 'She
Went in Search of Oblivion,'
he said. 'That's Betty all right.' He checked the other side of the
sheet. 'It's a bit short.'
'I can't write more till
she lets me go along with her and I get the chance to see her in
action. A writer must know her subject fully to write about it. Mr
Ferman, I don't like to show off but I've got a CV to kill for, I'm
honest, reliable, popular with everyone I meet. I'm not scared of
hard work - or monsters - and I was up all last night working out a
twelve-point plan for improving the way Liz does her job.'
'You said you don't know
how Betty does her job.'
'Knowing Liz I'm betting
none of it involves Public Relations.'
'You can say that again.'
She was about to go on
but didn't. The man was occupied with rummaging around in a filing
cabinet, till he finally found what he was after. He took it from the
cabinet, shut the drawer then took her hand. He turned her hand, palm
up, and placed the newly collected object in it.
She studied the thing. It
was some sort of measuring implement, about the size of a cigarette
packet, with a dial on it.
He said, 'What's this?'
'A temperature gauge?'
she ventured.
'And what's it for?'
'Detecting ghosts?'
'Congratulations, Parko.
You're our new assistant spook buster.'
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